Entertainment jokes

An orphan went on a game show.

The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?

Two family reunions!

Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?

Because they have no parental guidance.

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?

He forgot his calves!

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

What movie does an orphan hate?

"Spider-Man: Far From Home."

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.

Then it exploded.

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

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What film do orphans hate?

"Instant Family."

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