Entertainment jokes
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! π€£
I do this too often!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Memes
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
I donβt get why Katniss was bitching so much in βThe Hunger Gamesβ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I donβt hear any of them complaining.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House π
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Orphan, why canβt I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!