Entertainment jokes

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

What was the orphan's favorite TV show?

Full House.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

Joke start.

Punchline!

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠

Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?

Because they are Parental Guidance.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!