I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Whatβs a pedophileβs favorite band? Kids Bop.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Orphan, why canβt I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
Itβs a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House π
Joke start.
Punchline!
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
