Entertainment jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."