Entertainment jokes
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Hahaha!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."