Entertainment jokes
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.