Entertainment jokes
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.