Entertainment jokes
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Memes
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What kind of band never plays music?
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.