Entertainment jokes
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Memes
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!