What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Entertainment Jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" πππ
Whatβs an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
