Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
rocked (DYM 136)
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
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A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."