Entertainment jokes

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Only a true MHA fan would understand.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;