Entertainment jokes

How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.

What do you call a group of depressed teens?

Suicide Squad.

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?

Dark humor never dies!

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

What if little Johnny was doing drugs?

"Johnny, Johnny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa..."

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

What do eggs like doing on stage?

Cracking jokes!

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?

Web Cartoons!

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.