Entertainment jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.