Entertainment jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.