Entertainment jokes

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?

Mic drops.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Cheesiest jokes.

What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?

Sawk on deez nuts!

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no body to go with.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.