Entertainment jokes
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.