Entertainment jokes
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
no meme srry
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.