Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!