Entertainment jokes
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What kind of band never plays music?
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.