Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What kind of band never plays music?
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
