Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Entertainment Jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What kind of band never plays music?
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
