Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Five nights at tyler’s
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!