Entertainment jokes

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.

Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."

"Really?" asked a little girl.

"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see a floor show.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?

They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

The couple next door made a porn film.

They don’t know it yet.

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.