Entertainment jokes
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”