The Harry Potter fanbase.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What kind of band never plays music?
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
