Entertainment jokes
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini