Entertainment jokes
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!