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Entertainment jokes

Lion

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

Zoo

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

Michael Jackson

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

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Computer

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

Knock

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

Drama

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.