Entertainment jokes
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
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I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
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"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
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The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
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Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?