Entertainment jokes
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
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I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Memes
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
This website hahahahahahaha!
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My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?