Entertainment jokes
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Post your jokes in the comments below!
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
This website hahahahahahaha!
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
I love silly jokes.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.