Entertainment jokes

I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

This website hahahahahahaha!

Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

"How do celebrities stay cool?"

"They have many fans!"

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!

If you think this joke is funny, give it a dislike. If you think it is not funny, give it a like.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Villager: KNOCK KNOCK

Steve: Who's there?

Villager: I'm not talking anymore.

Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.