Entertainment jokes

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

What do you call a pole dancer?

A stripper.

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

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Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.

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