Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Drama

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Game

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

Sally

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Sex life

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Video

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

Trash

Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.

Ketchup

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Kanye

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick