Entertainment jokes

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

"How do celebrities stay cool?"

"They have many fans!"

What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

Random words in my keyboard:

The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.

What do you call a pole dancer?

A stripper.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.