Entertainment jokes

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?

To SHADE the HATERS!

FNF: Beep bop.

Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"