Entertainment jokes

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

What do you call a rapper with a cold?

Lil Sneezy.

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *pauses porn* Why?

What's white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?

Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.

Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.

Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-

Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.

Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

The walking dead.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.