Entertainment jokes

"How do celebrities stay cool?"

"They have many fans!"

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

I love silly jokes.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.

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