Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Memes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.