Entertainment jokes
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.