Entertainment jokes
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.