Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Entertainment Jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
