Entertainment jokes
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.