Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.