Entertainment jokes
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
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Guess!!!!?
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Yo mama so fat,
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An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.