Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Verdict

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

Megan

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Movie

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Memes

Fandom

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

People

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

Clown

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Ketchup

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Musician

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Sonic

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Sequel

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!