Entertainment jokes
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
ur a wizard harry
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
PORNHUB
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.