Entertainment jokes
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Memes
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Most of the jokes are trash.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
PORNHUB
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.