Entertainment jokes
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.