Entertainment jokes
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Memes
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."