Entertainment jokes
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
ur a wizard harry
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!