What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Entertainment Jokes
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
