Entertainment jokes
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.