Entertainment jokes
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Memes
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.