Entertainment jokes
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Who's Lil John?
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!