Entertainment jokes
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Memes
ur a wizard harry
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.