Entertainment jokes
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Who's Lil John?
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎