Entertainment jokes
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)