
Entertainment jokes
Player 138 eliminated...
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Why does this always happen to me...
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Look! An ancient African city!
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