Entertainment jokes
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
Memes
My favorite one 🤣
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
PORNHUB
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.