Entertainment jokes
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Memes
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Most of the jokes are trash.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.