Entertainment jokes
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.