Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Entertainment Jokes
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
