What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
