Entertainment jokes
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Man, that's funny!
The walking dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.