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Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."