Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Man, that's funny!
The walking dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House đźŹ
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
