Entertainment jokes
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Man, that's funny!
The walking dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What movie do orphans hate? "Home."
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."