Entertainment jokes

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Niall Devine, clown.

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

What do you call basketball for disabled people?

Rocket League?

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."

What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?

Mountain Dew.