Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Niall Devine, clown.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
