What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
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Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
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Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
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I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
