What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
