Entertainment jokes
Most of the jokes are trash.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.