Entertainment jokes

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

Gun + Backpack = Fun!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

"Get in the Batmobile!"

Buh dum tish.

How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?

You shove them on!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?

Because he can't do standup.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!

If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.

"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)