Entertainment jokes
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
The joke about is stupid.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
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Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
*Shrek* Bend ogre.