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Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.

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