My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
Ariana Grande
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Puzzle
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
