Entertainment jokes
All of the jokes are just abuse.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
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Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
Knock knock.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.