Harry Houdini jokes

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.