Entertainment jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Technoblade
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?