Entertainment jokes

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

Technoblade

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalogue. 😁

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

El/11: Ego, My Lego.

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.

What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.