suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
I have a great job for you but you have to start it off... knock knock... Who's there? I don't know?!?!
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
