Employment jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

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I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Why did the booty get a job?

To make ends meet!

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

Got fired from the bank yesterday.

They caught me drinking on the job.

Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...