whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them where are your parents............. God I love working at a Orphanage
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
