Employment jokes
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.