lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her but on the cliff, so I pushed her over because i lost my balance
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
