Employment jokes
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."