Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. So, the flamingo crossed the road 'cause the chicken usually does it, but it was their day off. Get it? It's like when your mom makes you do her chores. I bet you don't even do your own laundry, you bum.