Employment jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Job sucks. XD
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.