Emotion jokes
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Depression :)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Love you.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.