Emotion jokes

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

"I love you with all my heart."

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

I hate crying.

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.

Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.

Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.

Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.

Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.

So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.

Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*

Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

What does a butt do when it is angry?

Butt crack!

Me: Imagine not having hair.

Kids: On chemo.

Bitch the fuck.

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

Wade likes Luiz!