Emotion jokes

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.

I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.

Onions was a good dog.

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

Being mean.

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Love.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...