Emotion jokes
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Why you always in a mood?
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
"I love you with all my heart."
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Love.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I hate crying.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno