Emotion jokes
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why you always in a mood?
Memes
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Being mean.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
"I love you with all my heart."
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?