Emotion jokes
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Being mean.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
Why you always in a mood?
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Love.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!