Emotion jokes

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

Ur dad is mad.

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.

Onions was a good dog.

My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.

Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo.

How do demons cry?

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Being mean.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.

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