Emotion jokes
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
