Emotion jokes
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.