Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Emotion Jokes
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Also, not love everyone.
I love you too.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Love you.
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
I love everyone.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
You're overreacting.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
