I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Onions the Dog
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke plays on the double meaning of "onions." You thought the person was crying because of cutting onions, but SURPRISE! "Onions" was the name of their dog! So, the feels come from missing a beloved pet, not kitchen prep. Get it now, genius?