Emotion jokes
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."