Emotion jokes

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Boo.

"Boo who?"

It's just a joke, no need to cry!

What did the cat say when he got mad?

I'm hissed!

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

Because it loves feeling the beat.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

A piece of cake.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.