Emotion jokes
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Love you.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
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Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?