Emotion jokes

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Boo.

"Boo who?"

It's just a joke, no need to cry!

What did the cat say when he got mad?

I'm hissed!

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

Because it loves feeling the beat.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

A piece of cake.

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."