Emotion jokes

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

What did the cat say when he got mad?

I'm hissed!

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

Hehe.

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

Because it loves feeling the beat.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

A piece of cake.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."