I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Hehe.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
