Emotion jokes
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.