Emotion jokes
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.