Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
