Emotion jokes

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Boo.

"Boo who?"

It's just a joke, no need to cry!

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?