Emotion jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled.
Friend: If I was homeschooled, I'd kms.
Me: Oh, I already tried that.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Depression sucks, and so do you.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Hehe.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.