Emotion jokes

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Hehe.

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.