Emotion jokes
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Try not to <3.