Emotion jokes
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Bored.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).