Emotion jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
Memes
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
That one depressed friend.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.