Emotion jokes
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Memes
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.