Emotion jokes
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
My happiness.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.