Emotion jokes

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

I don't want to die.

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

What does a butt do when it is angry?

Butt crack!

Ur dad is mad.

This is a bad day for me.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Ice cream is just like I scream.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

Why am I so sad?

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

I hate myself.

The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.

Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.