Emotion jokes
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why am I so sad?
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
I hate myself.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
I'm dead inside.
You're overreacting.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......