Emotion jokes

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

My life.

Kill me, please.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.

Why did the man walk into a bar?

Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"