Potassium jokes
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Potato.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2