Potassium jokes
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Curry.