Potassium jokes

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.