Loner jokes

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.