Emo jokes

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

What is an emo's favorite song?

"Suicidal."

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

What game do emo kids love the most?

Hangman.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?