You know why emos get excited playing minecraft? They see a creeper
Like if you love food!!
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me
all of the people disliking this catorgory are probably emo
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
I just planted emo grass. Ignore it and it cuts itself.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
