Emo jokes
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.