Emo jokes
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
lol anons are idiots
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!