Emo

Emo jokes

Hitler

What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?

Hitler knows when to kill himself!

Emo kid

Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."

One piece

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Demon Slayer

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Part

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

Kid

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Round

What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."