Emo jokes
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Big Dik
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.