Emo jokes
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I'm emo, by the way.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
I love jumping off cliffs.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.