Emo jokes
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Like if you think oily men are hot.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
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I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.