Big Dik
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!
I love Jumping off Cliffs
An Emo walked up to a tree, and put his hand up for a high-five. But the tree left him hanging.
im emo btw
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly
why dont you take emo skydiving they cut the rope
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
how often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
Hitler
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
What’s the most emo country in the world? Qatar.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day