Emo jokes
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I love jumping off cliffs.
I'm emo, by the way.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.