Emo jokes
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Big Dik
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
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