Emo jokes
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Wears pink.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!