Emo jokes
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Big Dik
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!