Emo jokes
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.