Emo jokes
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
I'm emo, by the way.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.