Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
