Emo jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.