Emo jokes
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.