what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
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Why can’t emos stand in chairs Because they never get down
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
why did one emo say to the other I like your cuts g
They call me an elevator because I let people down
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
what game does an emo love
hang man
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
like if you think oily men are hot
why did the nerd get scared of the emo cause the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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why can't emos work at a restaurant. Because they cut to much
