Emo jokes
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
What kills you?
Suicide.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
I love jumping off cliffs.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.