Emo

Emo jokes

Friend

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

Tree

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

Lorax

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Emo kid

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

Stuff

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Emo kid

Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.