I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
Like if you love food!!
I got jealous when my phone dies.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
all of the people disliking this catorgory are probably emo
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
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I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
A emo went to hi five a tree and it left them hanging
What do you call a emo with no legs Emobile.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
