Emo jokes

I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

Like if you love food!

Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

I got jealous when my phone dies.

What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.