Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air
Why did the man fall into a well ? He couldn’t see that well
why did the emo kid hate the nun (cuz NUN of them where emo)
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Can emos eat a happy meal or is it a depressed meal
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope
What do you call a emo with no legs Emobile.
A emo went to hi five a tree and it left them hanging
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
What’s the best part about fucking a emo chick... she limited edition
