Emo jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.