Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Emo Jokes
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "๐๐๐"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I got detention one day. I donโt know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
