Emo jokes
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.