Emo jokes
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "๐๐๐"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I got detention one day. I donโt know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.