Emo jokes
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.