Emo jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.