Emo jokes
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)