Emo

Emo Jokes

Record

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Noose

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Kid

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Emo group

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Ninja

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

Girl

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Road

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Friend

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

Grass

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Store

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

Emo girl

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.