Emo jokes
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.