I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant
Ganesha is a elephant
i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
why was the elephant woozy because he was trunk
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell of I know)
When can an elephant us an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.