Elephant memes

Test answer

2 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

English

2 years ago

An image of three animated characters. The left character is a small elephant with a penguin, labeled "MY ENGLISH." The center character is a person with a beard. The right character is a larger elephant with a penguin, labeled "AMERICAN ENGLISH" and "BRITISH ENGLISH," respectively. The person is saying, "What the hell is this?"

Room

3 months ago

Room

3 months ago

A close-up shot of a single, plump, and vibrantly green grape against a black background. The surface of the grape is smooth and slightly reflective. There are no visible stems, leaves, or other elements in the frame, allowing the grape to be the sole focus. The lighting highlights the curvature and translucency of the fruit.

Autism

3 months ago

A multi-panel meme. The top panel is a cartoon showing a sad baby elephant covered in numerous syringes. It has a speech bubble that says "I have autism". In the background, a woman sits on a couch while a man watches a television screen that displays the text "SCIENTISTS ARE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHAT IS CAUSING AUTISM". This panel is shared by "Kari Bundy - Health Activist". Below this, a comment from user "absurdist-void" reads: "you're laughing but i can't stop my autistic elephant son from shooting heroin while i'm trying to watch tv with my bitch wife".

Animal

1 year ago

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

Radio

1 year ago

The image displays a text-based meme with various sound effects listed as bullet points, followed by the text 'WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK'. This is followed by more sound effects and finally, 'THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*'. To the left of this is a grayscale picture of a man with headphones, with the text '64 KB JPG' under it. At the top, the post is marked as 'Anonymous', along with the date '03/29/22(Tue)13:17:38' and a post number.

Jokes

Woman

9 years ago

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Man

7 years ago

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you breathe through that little thing?

Belonging

6 years ago

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

Elephant jokes