When can an elephant us an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell of I know)
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
why was the elephant woozy because he was trunk
Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn't exist !
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then 😂
<Whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? I don't know, what?> <They are both purple except for the elephant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix
Helliphino
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play a alphabet game so she said what word starts with a lil johnny raised he hand fast but she know that he I would say ass so she picked on Sally and she said Apple and she said what word starts with b little johnny raised his hand as fast as he could but she knew that he would say something like bitch so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said banana so she went all the way to w Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter w she could not think of a cuss word that could start with w so she called on Little Johnny Little Johnny said wow the teacher said good job then Little Johnny said like wow too elephants fucking
What are four ways a condom is like a republican elephant? 1. It stands for inflation. 2. It limits production. 3. It encourages cooperation. 4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sully fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
