Effects jokes

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁

I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!

What a negative effect!

Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."